Love is in the air.............even if he doesn't care..........

Well Hello Again everyone, are you feeling the loooooooove now??? 

Happy Happy Valentines Day!!!  I'm cyber sensing that there are a few hard up fellows out there that just aren't going to get the whole thing - and we all need a little lift on Valentine's Day!  Those of you fortunate enough to receive that special offer of a few beers down the pub where he actually shouts you Chinese without touching your purse - Wowsers!, on a roll girlfriend!  (you out there HW???)

Now, if your bloke actually has a bit of romance left in his second last toe on the left foot (and we ALL know he's right footed......), he just might offer up that special gig at a fancy restaurant with bubbly wine that matches the sparkle in your eyes and tickles your little nose...

Don't you go stomping his foot when he puts his hand out for you to pay the bill girlfriend - it's bound to drain all the blood to his foot!!  But listen here, go the whole hog, don't you go wearing your Cadbury's Special form fit M-Edition Undies (sorry girls - had to be there... ) get out there and dust off them G Bangers, give 'em a spring clean, add a dash of your favourite perfume, and when he finds them wrapped around his beer in the fridge when he gets home, well................ he'll probably be really grateful that you've made the effort to nurture his beer with all the love and affection that he gives it!  ...............sad but workable! 

Now don't you go knocking over the children in your mad dash to answer the door for that magnificent bunch of flowers you're expecting to be delivered..

And don't go doing your head in with overwhelming thoughts of all the possibilities that he could soberly muster for something resembling a passionate or romantic poem that might be found on the card with the flowers...  

And you might just have to dig out those G Bangers after all, the ones with the side panels and the extra suspension adjustments, especially if you're going to get into that favourite outfit that you want to wear to that extra special exquisite restaurant in the city.

Now that really is the place to be seen, even thought you're so excited you can't eat the minute morsel of exquisitely decorated little green things on the plate, and he'll already want to stop and get pizza on the way out the door...  

And don't you go worrying your pretty little head about where the heck that limo is going to park when it comes to pick you up, those drivers are licensed to man-oova those things!  (well I just did a spell check, and it just-didn't-look-right!!)

So, then he sweeps you out of the extra special exquisite restaurant (see, I could spell that!!) and in through the front door of the most luxurious hotel in town, all set to  romantically and passionately fulfill the raging flame of pre-marital, pre-children, pre-scrapping lust, in a night of all nights!!!...........

Oh No!!!  Sugar Honey Ice Tea, I have to go......... that'll be the LIMO!!!!!

Have a good one girls........................... YOU REALLY DO DESERVE IT!!!!